As our boat speeds towards Bird Island,
Leaving behind a fluorescent green spray,
The sun peaks out over the mainland,
Heralding a bright new day.
I wanna catch me a big Nile Perch!
"Throw the lines in the water!" I let out a cry,
China teacups clang with the boat’s sudden lurch,
Reminding us it’s time for our good morning chai.
We cruise ‘round Bird Island to get a good look
Of cormorants perched on a scraggly tree,
Conjuring memories of The Jungle Book
With the vultures, Shere Khan, and Mowgli.
A brief exchange with some omena* fishermen:
“How much for one of the girls?” they shout.
“Just give us some fish and we’ll call it even.”
“Wait! What? No deal! I’m out!”
Edwin dives down to find us a fish.
Placing the hook in the hole is all that it took
To snag us a fresh Tilapia dish.
Let’s all jump in for a swim around Takawiri!
But beware the bilharzia, crocs, and hippos!
Of these dangers you better be leary,
Lest you find yourself eaten the minute you doze.
With the wind in our hair.
Captain Craig, take the lead!
Steer us home as fast as you dare.
*omena: a small
fish, about an inch long, that is caught in nets put out at night by fishermen
on Lake Victoria